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Freitag, 26. April 2013, 07:16

Heute scon gelacht???

"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her recently newley wed husband.
"No"...said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her...and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?

"Uh...no, I haven't"... he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.


He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill...and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.


"Now"...she said. "Have you ever seen $40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way"...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused...and excited).


"Well go look in the garage!"...she said with that same sexy smile. ;)
Grüße The Redneck



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